March 2012
180 posts
beckiebarista replied to your photo: A rendition of every night…as we now know why I am…
Did you make this in MS paint? If so, it’s amazing.
Actually I have this “whiteboard” app on my Kindle Fire….it’s pretty cool!
February 2012
178 posts
unkemptramblings replied to your post: My first shift at the new job is not only a double but I’m shadowing servers immediately
You can do it! And then use all the crazy customers and tourists as inspiration for future writing endeavors!
Abso-freaking-lutely. I’m looking forward to sharing some crazy shit with everyone. I’m also looking forward to being able to write...
My first shift at the new job is not only a double...
O.O
Cue a whole week of terrifying nightmares of dropping trays of food on people’s heads
Watchsolongtodevotion:
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1612th:
a living example of the American education system’s success
kill me
good!
omg
weeping quietly
jesus lord
“This is what society has come to”
Your words not mine
hahahahaa
I love it when people try to be sarcastic and funny and angry about things when they...
hoooraaaaaaaay I got a jooooooooob
Gifspam time!
unkemptramblings replied to your post: unkemptramblings replied to your post: Currently…
Starting 2.5 after I clean all the things. I don’t know why I waited so long. This show has taken over my life. I even made the Granthams on The Sims 3.
Bahahaha. Yeah I don’t know why I waited either; the people at my choir were talking about it every Sunday. I finally checked it out and...
unkemptramblings replied to your post: Currently weeping my way through an episode of Downton Abbey
TWINS
Where are you? I’m about to start 2.6
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Currently weeping my way through an episode of...
Why do I torture myself like this
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huzzahtuesday said: I think it’s a fantastic discovery. Now I know whats for lunch tomorrow. Thank you.
They are exceptionally yummy.
Is it sad that the highlight of my day so far is...
Yes, I think so.
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“They must be going nuts in France now…or whatever they have in place of...”
– Billy Crystal
“Meryl. Mamma mia. We were in Greece. We danced. I was gay. We were happy.”
– Colin Firth, introducing best actress nominee Meryl Streep. (via washingtonpoststyle)
“I probably fathered your only daughter.”
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“…you know who they almost never thank? You. The filmgoer. The person who watched...”
– Hank Stuever, reviewing the Oscar telecast. (via washingtonpoststyle)
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deductism:
Number Systems - Sherlock Soundtrack
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
“Speaking personally, you can have my gun, but you’ll take my book when you pry...”
– Stephen King (via libraryland)
